Color Me Purple


1) another way of saying ur guilty
2) calling yourself out in a guilty manner
judge: the jury has reached a verdict. how do you plead?
defendant: man f-ck you, i ain’t tellin you sh-t!
judge: so ur guilty?
defendant: man, why don’t you just hurry up and color me purple! everybody knows i’m guilty.

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