Colorado Christian University


a private christian school in lakewood, colorado. known for it’s exploitation of it’s students through the facade of faith and christian principles for financial gain. this once phenomenal inst-tution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.

girl:”i’ve had such a terrible time getting my cl-ss schedule together this semester. it’s like my ldc advisor just wants me to stay in school so i’ll pay and really isn’t interested in offering me good advice for my college career.”

boy: “colorado christian university didn’t even give me an advisor till my junior year…”

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