Colorado Sunshine


1. a (vaguely) s-xually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.

– step 1: freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
– step 2: the next day, wake up early. if the sunshinee is woken, pretend you’re making her breakfast or something.
– step 3: using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
– step 4: form a snowball with the slushee pee
– step 5: run into the room, yell “good morning, sunshine!” and pelt that b-tch in the face with your colorado sunshine.

2. refers to the sunshine, if in colorado.
b-tch gave me herpes, so i decided to gift her with a bright colorado sunshine.

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