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Columbian Tang

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• combine pilot

  a canadian grain farmer, especially one from the canadian province of saskatchewan. see that guy from saskatchewan with the case ih hat? now there’s a combine pilot!

• Schune

  a s-ssy unicorn who doesn’t appreciate that. “unicorns don’t exist” “hey!!!111!!one1!! i don’t appreciate that! schune is living proof”

• December Bender

  the tradition in which an individual (or a group of people) drink everyday of december. i’m doing december bender! i haven’t been sober since november

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