Columbus Butt Hole Rub


made famous by josh pilson (the -ss feret), it is the act of a male rubbing his goatee on the -n-s, while spreading the b-tt cheeks, collecting the dingleberries on his facial hair, and then having the girl lick them off (or guy).

side effects: sh-t on your face, terrible nose bleeds, odd smelly rash, herpes, aids
after josh gave clayton a columbus b-tt hole rub, clayton was hospitalized with the amount of stds in his -sshole. josh is kickin’ with the little boys now

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