comfort cow syndrome
when you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
at some point in the year i’ve been with my boyfriend i got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
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