coming out of the church


“coming out of the church” is a figure of speech for telling your friends and family that you are an atheist. no longer hiding behind the veil of religion to make other people comfortable.
me: tonight at dinner, i’m coming out of the church.

friend: what?!? (gasp)

me: that’s right i’m telling my parents i am an atheist.

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