coming out of the tanning bed


n. someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, jersey sh-r-. similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
it took lindi a few days, but she’s finally coming out of the tanning bed.

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