Company Mushroom


someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. this person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
jim: lately i’ve been the company mushroom.
sue: what does that mean?
jim: they feed me in the dark and feed me sh-t all day.

Read Also:

  • computater

    an overclocked potato. when johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries. what my friend calls his computer when it is broken. that d-mned computater broke again!!!!! a person that spends all of their spare time in front of the computer….for amus-m-nt. updated version of […]

  • Get Farmed

    the act of using link’s up-b attack in super smash bros. melee, in which your sword is shoved roughly upwards, usually aimed into someone’s -n-s, like a long, farm animal’s tw-nger. andrew: “oh sh-t, get farmed!” richie: “d-mn, link’s a dirty b-st-rd.”

  • Gippy

    feeling of sickness, fullness, generally the feeling of being about to hurl. urgh i feel really gippy, i’m gonna be sick! a gay hippie; a relaxed yet stylish h-m-s-xual who favors patchouli, smoking herb, and long baths and has ideals of peace, love, comp-ssion and human fellowship. also, gippie. the gippy sat on the hillside, […]

  • recting

    the physical action of turning the runtacheinto runt.you rect a runt in order to rais it. “im recting a runt rite now”. or, “have you rected that runt yet mate?…and dont forget to take all the f-ckin seeds out this time mf”

  • redbooger

    redbooger rare. booger that is still attached prior to your shower. apparantly, this cunning and resourceful bodily fluid-come crustaschean is there all the while heartlessly looking on as you pluck his dehydrated brethren from the visable area of your nostrils throughout your first waking hours of the afternoon. as the shower wakes your tired muscles […]


Disclaimer: Company Mushroom definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.