Company Whore
a company wh-r- is a different breed of company man. this individual:
1 – preaches company policies.
2 – surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 – wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 – will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 – will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 – will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.
hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? no, tj we have not. i can’t wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. hey, tj don’t forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you “company wh-r-“!
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