compulsive housewife disorder
a condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. also known as chd.
my compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. i cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
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