Cone of Shame


a comical piece of headwear that one usually wears when put into a shameful situation. the cone of shame brings attention to the said person and makes the said person feel guilty.
brice ate so much turkey that he had left none for the rest of his family; for the rest of the week, brice had to wear the cone of shame.

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