Coney Island Tapeworm
after filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. he tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go sh-t it out right away.
“man, i never thought i would get out of there so i had to give her a coney island tapeworm just so i could get to the door.”
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