conference wife
a female travel companion. this is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a s-xual or emotional need. it’s especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your s-xual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. it is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. both males and females can have a conference wife.
with a glitter in her eye, my conference wife proposed to me at the top of the eye in orlando.
your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.
oh yeah i always stay in the same room with kim, she’s my conference wife…
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