Connah’s Quay Cumberland Sausage


this is where a man uses his sausage to c-m over another man’s sausage. it is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! this local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started p-b-rty.
bob: ooargh, you’ve got my sausage now give it to the reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
ian: i love the connah’s quay c-mberland sausage

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