Connect the Stars


1. like saying “connect the dots”. however, in a much cooler, more astronomical way.

2. a game in which several people look up into the sky and make random shapes. whoever can make the most ridiculous pattern/shape wins! this is one way in which ancient people made constellations.
1. “do you know if sally and john are going out?”
“i don’t know dude, why don’t you connect the stars for yourself?

2. “want to play a rousing game of connecting the stars?”
“uh, sorry man, i’d love to sit around and make dots and invisible lines turn into detailed designs, but i’d rather watch paint dry.”

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