Connerotic Asphyxiation
-noun- pr-nounced: con-er-rot-ic -ss-fik-see-ay-shun
01. dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.
02. (medical) – chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing s-xual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
1.milo: “did you hear what happened to jay the other day?”
papa tony: “naw what happened?”
milo: “he was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of connerotic asphyxiation.”
2. kerp:(text message): “i got this text from conner last night – ‘i had a chance to have a three some the other day. i couldn’t because i’m dating someone”
caesar:(text message): “we should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from connerotic asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”
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