Contra blumpkin
act of recieving a rusty trombone.. aka the -n-l carwash…while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)
“while standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my -n-l porthole. the feeling was exceedingly intense. it’s like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while sh-ttig then not a blumpkin).”. “dude she just gave you a contra blumpkin…sick & twisted”
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