cool as a cucumber


(adj.) cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.
he was as cool as a cuc-mber.
someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.
kid: “i think i might have a fever… i’m really feeling sick.”
kid’s mom: “let me feel your forehead.” (pause) “nope, cool as a cuc-mber.”

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