cooter goblin


a nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians’ v-g-n-s after sleeping with a man. if left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. if diagnosed, seek medical help, and do not f-ck/murder all your friends!!
beware the cooter goblin!! abstinence is the only way!!!

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