Cooter Scooter

when your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your d-ck inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!
man i gave my girlfriend a good cooter scooter last night, i scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!
a slang word for a d-ld-, vibrator, or strap-on.
roy was looking through his mom’s room for something and came across her cooter scooter. he was scared for life.
a term used to describe the lilbuddy
it comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your p-n-s and ride it all over the place like a scooter.
that sl-t rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a v-g-n- without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.
fred just washed his sheets, so after c-mming in susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.
a roommate that brings alot of -ss around the house and gets you laid.
pedro: what you doing tonight??

phillip: i was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. you want to come or just wait here??

pedro: i’ll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

pedro: thanks duder.
we all know what an old coot is. a “cooter scooter” is one of those motorized chairs, like the rascal, that old coots use to get around.
“hey bob, no more gimpin’ around for me. i just bought a cooter scooter on the qvc channel!!