cooter swamper
1. an extremely attractive person
2. anything sure to turn a female on
1. “ooh girl, i just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? i think i need a cold shower. ”
2. “b-tches can’t resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper .”
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