Cork Board Conspiracist
someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
derek: hey have you seen john recently?
connor: nope, he’s been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
derek: man he really is a cork board conspiracist isn’t he?
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