Cork Poop
when your first p–p is a large, solid, and usually hard p–p that you struggle to get out. once you get it out and pop the cork, all the following p–ps are small, wet, and just flow out.
i thought i was done p–ping and was going to make it to cl-ss on time. i was wrong. i had cork p–p.
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