corn eyed bowl choker
an extremely large piece of corn laden sh-t that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6″- 8″ circ-mference (tapered at both ends) x 14″ – 22.5″ length. producer of said -ss log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of sh-ts to remain intact (no breakage). offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
janes rapidly evolving – young adult – metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties….this, coupled with her incessant -n-l stimulation widened her p–p chute to twice the normal -sshole size. her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom…a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
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