COSMAI KNEEL!


you yell out “cosmai kneel!” when you want somebody to drop everything and take a kneel. this person must always kneel when “cosmai kneel!” is yelled out, and must stay knelt until the person who told him to kneel lets him stand.
-two people at a wedding-

groom: “i do…”

random guy: “cosmai kneel!”

groom: -kneels

-bride and everyone else at the wedding is p-ssed.

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