COTMANHAY MONEY
shoplifting, named after a small town in derbyshire england famed for its population of thieves, tramps, drug addicts and ‘chavs’
man 1 ‘where did you get the cash to buy all those cans of lager?’
man 2 ‘no body was watching so i used cotmanhay money in the beer-off ‘
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