cottage cheese cum
the thick, nasty, lumpy, c-m you gurgle out your d-ck the day after a bout of heavy drinking. presumably caused by dehydration.
i had a major hangover and when i beat off i spewed out some serious cottage cheese c-m. i got some on my hand and licked it off. it tasted like spoiled b-ttermilk.
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