cottage cheese hen
when you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman’s yeast-infected v-g-n-, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
bill: “did you get with that girl last night?”
jacob: “yea, i gave that b-tch a cottage cheese hen.”
bill: “sweet.”
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