Cottonwood, az


a small town in northern arizona with no real entertainment. known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. the only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. if you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on mtv, or hang out at walmart.
“cottonwood, az” home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.

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