Cougar Crush


the heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
when madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word “juicy” across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
a crush an older woman has for a younger man.
“ooh, look at this picture of robert pattinson! i know he’s like 15 years younger than me, but i think i have a little cougar crush on him.”
when an older woman develops feelings for a younger man, usually an actor, even though she knows its not going to happen.
‘i just watched 17 again and i have a mad cougar crush on zac efron!’
when an older woman has a crush on a much younger man.
muriel:
“i’ve seen twilight so many times, i think i’ve developed a cougar crush on robert pattinson even thought i’m old enough to be his grandmother.”

audrey:
“you’re preaching to the twi-hard choir.”
having a crush on a cougar. see cougar.
alex: d-mn, that chick is smokin’ hot!
bill: dude, that’s my neighbor barb…she’s at least 50!
alex: i think i just developed a cougar crush.

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