Cough of Champions
when you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.
stoner 1: “wow, dude, jim really hit hard on that thing. he’s coughing like crazy.”
stoner 2: “yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. he just puked all over my carpet.”
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