Coughin’ to a coffin


another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.
smoker: -takes a drag- -cough cough cough-

non-smoker: hey man you should really quit, you’re coughin’ to a coffin.

smoker: gtfo nerd

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