couldn’t-give-a-fuck book
a ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn’t give two sh-ts about. especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
guy: i really need to get in that club!
bouncer: you’re not coming in.
guy: but my friends are in there with my id…
bouncer: ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn’t-give-a-f-ck book…
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