Council House Facelift


the ‘council house facelife’ is a chavette style of hair. they pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign
chavettes do this they pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.
slang in britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate – (read: chav) that scr-pes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
“jesus, that hairstyle looks painful.”
“yeah, n-body rocks the council house facelift”

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