Council Sex
a random one-off night of rough, drunken s-x with a stranger, often outside in an alley or car park, which results in:
1. (for women) – you falling pregnant
2. (for men)- you being presented with a baby 9 months later; you being confronted by a teenager 18 years later claiming to be your offspring
3. (for both men and women)- you contracting one or more stds
4. all of the above
hungover university student 1: “jesus i feel rough – think i ended up having council s-x outside the union…”
hungover university student 2: “i’d get myself down the family planning clinic if i was you.”
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