country blumpkin
a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the f-ll-t– is usually a sister or a cousin).
cletus: “ellie may, come out to th’ sh-tter ‘n give me a country blumpkin!”
ellie may: “well sh-t, i already gave paw a country blumpkin! you’ll have to wait ’til after supper!”
defined as receiving a blumpkin–getting oral s-x while having a bowel movement–in an outhouse.
while in the outhouse, todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
the country blumpkin is when you receive oral s-x from your sister while you’re “dropping the kids off at the pool”.
cletus gladly washed his sister’s trailer for a country blumpkin.
n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse
uncle earl sh-t his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
sitting out in your rikity old sh-tter pinching out a loaf while getting a bl-w j-b while your dog watches!
cletus: “yo’ ma! i gotta sh-t! come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker”
ma: “dang, cletus! thats yur third t-rd t’day!”
an off-shoot of the famous blumpkin (getting head while taking a sh-t) but performed in an outhouse. porto-potties are an acceptable subst-tute, provided the location is rural.
“uncle cooter done got a country blumpkin from mary jane rottencrotch last night”
to receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.
i received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.
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