Covetous Jew
not neccecarily somebody who is jewish but that one friend we all have who is reluctant to spend money under any circ-mstances. be it birthdays or just everyday life they will go through extreme lengths to save a couple of bucks.
rachel “why doesnt karli wanna go out to dinner?”
rhys “duh she’s a covetous jew!”
a person who acts like a jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. there’s at least one in every group of friends.
the covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your -ss, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a jew.
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