Cow Fart


a politician’s promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.
during the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.
when a cow farts you dumb-ss….what the f-ck did you think it meant
i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart

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