Cow Fucker
primarily known as michael tully on sirius 28 xm 52 faction. he can be heard on faction from 12-3pm eastern and from 3-7pm on the jason ellis show. although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of f-cking a cow. jason ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. his other accomplishments include going to oxford and having an asian girlfriend with fake t-ts.
“hold on, tully will know… cow f-cker!!!” says jason ellis.
1) anyone who engages in s-xual activity with a cow on one or multipe occasions.
2) people who show lack of intelligence in both actions and speech, or who, seemingly, do things for the sole purpose of annoying you.
3) bien (bme high)
a very derogatory term. not to be used lightly.
“sh-t, man. you’re such a cow f-cker.”
context:
1-“would you rather f-ck a cow or an -n-s filled with magma?”
2-“a cow”
1-“cowf-cker.”
1- person one asks a second person if they’d rather f-ck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers “cow”
3- responds with “cowf-cker.” this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone “cowf-cker.”
stems from the obscure movie “kicking and screaming.”
1.
a-“would you rather f-ck a cow or an -n-s filled with magma?”
b-“a cow”
a-“cowf-cker.”
2.
a-“would you rather f-ck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?”
b-“i abstain.”
a-“d-mn straight”
one who engages in f-cking cows; a person (usually a male) scr-w-ng a cow.
or:
‘cow f-cker’, used as an insult from one person to another. (sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)
“man, he’s so a cow f-cker, i saw him on sat-rday up at the barn!”
or:
“leave me alone, you cow f-cker!”
another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas
you’re in a city not a farm, stupid cow f-cker!
someone who enjoys the company and s-xual enjoyment of pleasuring cows
nate is a cow f-cker!
one who engages in the carnal fornication of a bovine
frank is a son of a b-tchin’ cow f-cker.
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