cow pasture pussy
the v-g-n- on a transgender woman. it either looks like a really hairy belly b-tton or like a gaping cow v-g-n- after birthing a calf. very typical of the kind of v-g-n-s trannie’s recieved from s-x changes in the 70’s and early eighties…see sulka, trannie from the video “divine attrocities.” also women whose v-g-n-s have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
i went in for s-xual re-ssingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture p-ssy.
i can smuggle vicodin, roach pills and valium from mexico in my cow pasture p-ssy and p-ss through customs.
i found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom’s cow pature p-ssy.
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