Cow Raptor


white raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you’re trippin’ on shrooms in a cow pasture. if you’ve ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.
“dude, i think i just heard a cow raptor…let’s get the f-ck outta here!”

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