Cowboy Church
a cowboy church is a christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations — protestant or catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out… such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon….
guy 1: “dude? are they going to have a sermon?”|
cowboy hick: “nope! we donn duuueee dat ‘ere at a cowboy church!”
guy 1: ‘oh.. all of you will burn in h-ll!”
hick: “wat?”
guy: “as far as i am concerned… this isn’t a real church and all of you will burn in h-ll.”
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