Cowboy Oysters


the act of t-bagging someone who is asleep and then whooping or yee hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. a similar act, cowgirl clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.
terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that bob was giving him some cowboy oysters.

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