cowchair in the butter
n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a “b-tter face”, so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.
girl with hot body:(turns around)
guy 1:”uggh.. cowchair in the b-tter!”
guy 2:” holy cr-p yeah.”
girl: “i read urban definitions!” (runs away crying)
guys: “wait i’ve got a bag!”
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