Cowgirl rodeo
when a woman gets into the cowgirl position (on top of guy straddling his manhood) without a condom. and just when he is about to climax she says “oh by the way i have herpes” and , then she tries to hold on for at least 8 seconds.
dude that girl last night was down for everything, and when i got tired she offered to cowgirl rodeo for a while. i was like what is that and she said i’ll show ya, and hopped on top after a minute though, she told me she had herpes!!! it took forever to throw her off…
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