crab walk of shame
the position a male -ssumes after beating off, and -j-c-l-t-ng on his abdomen. he must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
man, my mom busted in on me while i was doing the crab walk of shame. it was a real mess.
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