crabby patty


the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.
hey, sponge bob! where’s my crabby patty?
someone who comes to work every day in a bad mood.
sarah is such a crabby patty
a hamburger from in- n – out. secret-secret menu, with 2 buns covered in thousand island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. limited time only.
“can i get a crabby patty, i love that burger.”
aka – urinal cake
“crabby patty” – the unusual foreign object you find in mens urinals
1.) type of s-xual intercourse where the male has crabs. the females v-g-n- acts as the two hamburger buns on a \”krabby patty\”.

2.) type of -n-l s-x where the male has crabs. the females -ss is acting like extra large hamburger buns.
\”wow, that was a juicy crabby patty.\”
when an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their -ss, sticks their bare -ss in someone else’s face
hey look! what’s his face p-ssed out on the couch!! i’m gonna give him a crabby patty.
someone u don’t like or have the time for
that girl is such a crabby patty

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