crack fairy


an imaginary fairy that can be either male or female. it wears a pink ballerina outfit with fairy wings and announces its visits before throwing crack or pixy stix at the people it is visiting.
“dude! the crack fairy gave me this, i swear!”
a gay guy that shows off his -ssets
look at that crack fairy working it!

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