Crackberry Cowboy


a person who proudly and prominently wears their blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.
his phone rang, and mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the h-llo corral.

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